…Caturday!…Cat day…Both humans home…Both laps….Naps….

“Honey, I’m going to make a big bowl of chili con queso and chips for lunch.  It’ll be ready just in time for the Aggie Game.  How about we just dish it up and take it into the living room and munch on it while we watch the game.  Sound OK?”

“Great idea!”

…Opportunity…Sit here…On table….Between green thrones…Wait

“Ten minutes till kick-off.  I’m ready for some football and ‘queso!  What channel is the game on?  Here it is.  Pre-game is on.”

“It’s almost ready.  Get comfortable and I’ll bring it to you.”

…Female human busy…making noise there…Male human…Headed to throne…Get there first…Pre-game

“Beat it Zero.  That’s my chair, not yours!”

(cat thrown off of chair, onto rug)

…Hummmph…Game on

(male human sits on green throne, settles in)

…Now forming…In male green throne…Lap…Nap?…NAP!…Move slowly to arm of throne…Stealth…Wait

(cat thrown off of chair, onto rug)

“Here you go dear.  Enjoy!”

“Hmmm, this looks and smells great!”

…Female in her throne now…New lap forming…Yessssss…Creep…Slowly

“Should be a great game huh?”

“This queso is outstanding!  One of your best batches ever!  Yes, Aggies picked to win this one”

“Zero, BEAT IT!  Can’t you see that I’m eating right now?”

(cat thrown off of chair, onto rug)

…Back to table…Between thrones…Lick paws…Wash face…Wait…Halftime

“Yum, that was so good!”

“Glad you liked it.”

…Male throne…Food gone…Throne leans back…Feet up

“OK, Zero, come on.  You can get in my lap now.  But don’t get comfortable, because I’ll be getting up soon”

…TV drones on…Boring game…Sunshine through windows…Lap…Finally

(Start of 4th quarter, Aggies winning, bigly)

…Lap…Nap…Snores…Cat SCORES!